if Gollum sang “Call Me Maybe”

We dropped precious in our home
Hobbit came in all alone
We thought we’d gnaw on his bones
But now it’s in our way

We trades our soul for a ring
All of our life for this thing
Better than if we were king
And now it’s in our way

It’s riddle was told and
Answer was unknown and
Bright light, Sting was glowin’
Where’s it think it’s going, hobbit?

Hey, we just met you
And this is crazy
But it took precious!
We kills it maybe

It’s hard to leave here
Wants to stay free
But it took precious!
We kills it maybe

Hey, we just met you
And this is crazy
But it took precious!
We kills it maybe

All of the hobbitses —
Fat little theives!
But it took precious!
We kills it maybe

It took no time to get out
We took our time with our doubt
But then we figured it out
And now it’s in our way

Precious was there in his hand
That power his to command
We takes it back, understand?
Now it’s in our way!

It’s riddle was told and
Answer was unknown and
Bright light, Sting was glowin’
Where’s it think it’s going, hobbit?

(chorus)