Has anyone else ever wondered why the audience claps when someone finds a daily double on “Jeopardy!”? Does the audience realize that they’re applauding pure luck? You’d think a “Jeopardy” audience would know better.
One of these days, I’m going to calculate how many free 12-packs of Diet Dr Pepper I could get per year just by cashing in from recycling old Diet Dr Pepper cans.
Speaking of which, I’ve got quite the pyramid of cans going on my end table right now. Okay, it’s not a pyramid; more of a set of skyscrapers. I really need to clean my apartment…
I realize now why I didn’t get to play basketball on my high school teams and onward. It wasn’t that I was too short. It’s that I was too fundamentally sound. I tend to pass more than I shoot, so I was immediately disqualified.
The bottled water industry has to laugh out loud every time they look at their profit margins.
I don’t know why, but in computer golf games, I enjoy making golf courses more than playing the game itself.
One of these days, I hope to be traded from one university to another for the equivalent of 35 million euros.
