Witness Scott Larson, 26 years old. Mr. Larson lost his baseball cap while looking at Kilauea, an active volcano on Hawaii. Mr. Larson wanted his cap back. Mr. Larson decided to go fetch his cap. By reaching over the edge of the summit crater. Mr. Larson proceeded to fall into the volcano.

As you read this article, a good question to ask yourself is this: Mr. Larson is an officer in the United States Navy. Shouldn’t there be a test or something for entrance into the military so that we can weed these people out?

Question 1. What would you do if you were right by the opening of a live volcano and your $10 baseball cap flew off toward the molten lava?

Yeesh…