another day…another 5 thoughts

• Why does “Oh, boy” mean good, and “oh, man” mean bad?
• Why do people call it a “hot water heater”? Wouldn’t the
  water already be hot in this case?
• I don’t know what’s funnier…that a guy actually called every 867-5309 number out there, or that it didn’t cost him anything to do it.
• Ooh…pretty…
• If I could own any fast-food restaurant, I’d pick either a Chick-Fil-A or a Subway. However, doing so would pretty much ensure that I’d weigh 300 pounds one day.