After leading Alabama to its first win over Tennessee in eight years, Brodie Croyle should go over to the section in Neyland Stadium where the Million Dollar Band is located, climb up on the drum major’s podium, and raise his arms as if to start off a rendition of “Yea, Alabama.”

Then he should say, “No, we’re better than that,” and climb down and go to the locker room and enjoy a cigar.