One of the funniest things in the world to me is watching my brother-in-law do “The Robot”. I’m pretty sure that my sister will back me up on this.

I’m convinced that if restroom hand dryers ran for five more seconds, this world would be a much better place.

For my Internet access, I’m on the AT&T 7/7 plan. As part of this, I get little ads sent to my screen every now and then. With that said…

If I see one more advertisement for the University of St. Francis, I believe that I shall scream.

You remember all those milk commercials where the shrimpy little guy is talking to the “cool girl” who doesn’t know that he exists, and while he drinks milk and talks about all of its benefits, morphs into some model-type guy?

Well, I’ve been drinking milk all my life, and I haven’t seen that happen. The American Dairy Association will hear from my lawyers about this…

I think that credit card companies should start sending all of my credit card applications already torn into strips. That way, they can still feel like they’re doing their jobs, and it’ll save me a step.

I wonder how back in the old days people found out which mushrooms were good and which were poisonous. I bet “mushroom tester” was not a good job title back in those times.

Did you ever watch that old program America’s Funniest People? While watching it, did you ever wonder if our nation was really that lacking for humor?

My couch is blue. I had totally forgotten about that.

In other news, I folded some laundry today…

Sometimes, the five best words that you can say to someone are “Take me off your list.” Ah…

If you’ve been here before, you’ve no doubt read the great “interstate or 82 debate”. If not, read it now! Hurry! Then come back up here.

This bears adding to the debate, because it lends credence to my theory that 82 is, indeed, faster than the all-interstate route. Recently, due to the result of some long-ongoing road construction, the highway was rerouted around Brent and most of Centreville, avoiding all of the red lights and stops contained therein save one. This reduces the time spent in the Brent/Centreville area from 10-15 minutes to somewhere around 5-7. This makes the entire trip on 82 even quicker! MUWAH-HAH-HAH!

Sorry. Must have been something in my throat there…