1. Tammy would walk down the aisle to the Imperial Death March from Star Wars
2. Ricky responds to "You may kiss the bride" with "Aww yeah"
3. Instead of candles, we'll have lava lamps
4. The bridesmaids will wear halter tops and daisy dukes, all with matching pearl belly button rings
5. Ricky wears a white tux, complete with gloves, tails, a cane, and a tophat
6. Ceremony is performed by the minister from The Princess Bride
7. Wedding music would include such classics as "Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leopard, "Livin' On A Prayer" by Bon Jovi, "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" by Poison, and of course "More Than Words" by Extreme
8. Square dancing at the reception
9. Selling tickets to the ceremony
10. Vows said in the form of a rap
11. Getting someone at the rehearsal dinner to say "I'd like to make a toast", then whipping out a toaster and some bread
12. Sneaking a house onto the gift registry
13. Live internet broadcast of the wedding