{"id":495,"date":"2012-07-30T09:52:42","date_gmt":"2012-07-30T09:52:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/?p=495"},"modified":"2012-07-30T09:52:42","modified_gmt":"2012-07-30T09:52:42","slug":"if-gollum-sang-call-me-maybe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/?p=495","title":{"rendered":"if Gollum sang &#8220;Call Me Maybe&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"noindent\">We dropped precious in our home<br \/>\nHobbit came in all alone<br \/>\nWe thought we&#8217;d gnaw on his bones<br \/>\nBut now it&#8217;s in our way<\/p>\n<p class=\"noindent\">We trades our soul for a ring<br \/>\nAll of our life for this thing<br \/>\nBetter than if we were king<br \/>\nAnd now it&#8217;s in our way<\/p>\n<p class=\"noindent\">It&#8217;s riddle was told and<br \/>\nAnswer was unknown and<br \/>\nBright light, Sting was glowin&#8217;<br \/>\nWhere&#8217;s it think it&#8217;s going, hobbit?<\/p>\n<p class=\"noindent\">Hey, we just met you<br \/>\nAnd this is crazy<br \/>\nBut it took precious!<br \/>\nWe kills it maybe<\/p>\n<p class=\"noindent\">It&#8217;s hard to leave here<br \/>\nWants to stay free<br \/>\nBut it took precious!<br \/>\nWe kills it maybe<\/p>\n<p class=\"noindent\">Hey, we just met you<br \/>\nAnd this is crazy<br \/>\nBut it took precious!<br \/>\nWe kills it maybe<\/p>\n<p class=\"noindent\">All of the hobbitses &#8212;<br \/>\nFat little theives!<br \/>\nBut it took precious!<br \/>\nWe kills it maybe<\/p>\n<p class=\"noindent\">It took no time to get out<br \/>\nWe took our time with our doubt<br \/>\nBut then we figured it out<br \/>\nAnd now it&#8217;s in our way<\/p>\n<p class=\"noindent\">Precious was there in his hand<br \/>\nThat power his to command<br \/>\nWe takes it back, understand?<br \/>\nNow it&#8217;s in our way!<\/p>\n<p class=\"noindent\">It&#8217;s riddle was told and<br \/>\nAnswer was unknown and<br \/>\nBright light, Sting was glowin&#8217;<br \/>\nWhere&#8217;s it think it&#8217;s going, hobbit?<\/p>\n<p class=\"noindent\">(chorus)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We dropped precious in our home Hobbit came in all alone We thought we&#8217;d gnaw on his bones But now it&#8217;s in our way We trades our soul for a ring All of our life for this thing Better than if we were king And now it&#8217;s in our way It&#8217;s riddle was told and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}