To the Tune of “Last Christmas”<\/b><\/p>\n
Last Christmas, we gave it our heart To the Tune of “All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth”<\/b><\/p>\n All we wants for Christmas is our Precious back To the Tune of “O Little Town of Bethlehem”<\/b><\/p>\n O Little Town of Hobbiton To the Tune of “Happy Christmas (War is Over)”<\/b><\/p>\n So this is Christmas, And so happy Christmas, And, of course…<\/p>\n To the Tune of “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town”<\/b><\/p>\n It better not shout, We’s making a list, We sees you when you’re sleeping,
\nBut the very next day, it gives it away (it gives it away)
\nThis year, to save us from tears
\nWe’ll give it to something Precious (Precious)<\/em><\/p>\n
\nOur Precious back…our Precious back
\nAll we wants for Christmas is our Precious back
\nSo we can kill nasty hobbitses!<\/em><\/p>\n
\nHow much we hates them all
\nThe hobbits fat took Precious back
\nWe’ll gets it again (goll)<\/em><\/p>\n
\nAnd what has it done?
\nYou’ve taken my Precious
\nStupid Hobbits think they’ve won.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nWe hates you (gollum)
\nThe fat and the stupid ones
\nThe old and the young.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nIt better not cry,
\nIt better not pout,
\nWe’s telling it why
\nSanta (gollum)’s comin’…to town.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nIt’s got just one thing,
\nNot for you but for us,
\nIt’s our Precious ring
\nSanta (gollum)’s comin’…to town.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nWe knows when you’re awake.
\nWe don’t care if you’re bad or good
\nWe takes it back for Precious’ sake!<\/em><\/p>\n