{"id":469,"date":"2008-02-25T23:04:14","date_gmt":"2008-02-25T23:04:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/?p=469"},"modified":"2008-02-25T23:04:14","modified_gmt":"2008-02-25T23:04:14","slug":"londons-favorite-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/?p=469","title":{"rendered":"London&#8217;s favorite toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In descending order, by name:<\/p>\n<p class=\"noindent\"><strong>5. &#8220;Squid&#8221;:<\/strong> One of the Kong Wubba things that&#8217;s kinda fleecy.  It looked like a four-tentacled squid to me, so that&#8217;s what it became.  He likes chewing on it when he&#8217;s a little more wound down.<\/p>\n<p class=\"noindent\"><strong>4. &#8220;Candy Rope&#8221;:<\/strong> A multi-faceted toy combining a rope loop, a hard plastic connector, a tennis ball, and a frayed section of rope.  You&#8217;ve seen it in some of the pictures I&#8217;ve posted.  I named it candy rope because it&#8217;s a Christmas toy, and it&#8217;s got the color scheme of a red, green, and white candy cane.  He likes chewing the frayed part between his side teeth.<\/p>\n<p class=\"noindent\"><strong>3. &#8220;Frog&#8221;:<\/strong> A squeaky frog.  So named because he has another frog named Kermit already (it&#8217;s his crate sleeping toy).  Used to have a rubber tongue, but it doesn&#8217;t now!<\/p>\n<p class=\"noindent\"><strong>2. The purple food holder:<\/strong> I don&#8217;t really have a name for this one yet.  It&#8217;s this high on the list because he&#8217;s figured out that we often put food in it.  It&#8217;s one of those that&#8217;s supposed to release food intermittently as the dog plays with it, but it seems to drop most everything at one time.  Of course, London doesn&#8217;t mind this &#8220;feature&#8221; at all.<\/p>\n<p>And number 1:<\/p>\n<p class=\"noindent\"><strong>1. Sticks:<\/strong> Oh, my gosh, he loves sticks.  It almost makes me wonder why we bought any toys for him in the first place.  Just bring a wide variety of woods (pine for that satisfying crunch between your jaws; hickory for durability and hardness, etc.), and he&#8217;d be good to go.<\/p>\n<p>This list, of course, does not count items that <em>we<\/em> do not consider toys, such as our shoes, jackets, couch cushions, blankets, recliner levers, leashes, plants, table legs&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In descending order, by name: 5. &#8220;Squid&#8221;: One of the Kong Wubba things that&#8217;s kinda fleecy. It looked like a four-tentacled squid to me, so that&#8217;s what it became. He likes chewing on it when he&#8217;s a little more wound down. 4. &#8220;Candy Rope&#8221;: A multi-faceted toy combining a rope loop, a hard plastic connector, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dogs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}