{"id":45,"date":"2001-02-18T09:42:00","date_gmt":"2001-02-18T09:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/?p=45"},"modified":"2001-02-18T09:42:00","modified_gmt":"2001-02-18T09:42:00","slug":"yossarian-should-have-it-so-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/?p=45","title":{"rendered":"Yossarian should have it so good"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have one of the best coaster makers in the world. And it only cost me a couple hundred bucks.<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s adventure begins, amazingly enough, today. I have been realizing that my CD burner wasn&#8217;t getting much use lately. To justify its initial purchase by reducing its variable cost per CD burned (man, that MBA education&#8217;s getting good use), I decided to make a &#8220;compilation compilation&#8221; CD. This term refers to my favorite songs off of what are known as &#8220;compilation&#8221; CDs, all put onto one CD all their own.<\/p>\n<p>Now, recently, I had been getting irritated at RealJukebox. It&#8217;s free and all that, but there&#8217;s a lot of problems that I just can&#8217;t overlook:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s a real memory hog.<\/li>\n<li>On my computer it&#8217;s got a crash rate of approximately every 3.2 minutes.<\/li>\n<li>In addition, no matter how many boxes I uncheck during the installation process, no matter how often I change the preferences to <i>not<\/i> make it my default CD player, it reclaims CD-playing abilities.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Sigh. So I deleted it.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I picked out the songs that I wanted, and recorded them as WAV sound files using the &#8220;Easy CD Creator&#8221; software that came with the CD burner. What the &#8220;Easy CD Creator&#8221; people don&#8217;t want you to know is that &#8220;Easy CD Creator&#8221; doesn&#8217;t seem to think that if skips happen during the recording process to a WAV, the user might like to know about this and recopy the song. Oh, no&#8230;the program just happily copies the files to the hard drive.<\/p>\n<p>So I get all of the files copied to the hard drive, and start recording the CD. I even put it through &#8220;testing&#8221; phase (read: wasting another 10 minutes in the name of ensuring the success of the copying process). 20 minutes later, my CD is ready.<\/p>\n<p>I note that in my haste, I misspelled compilation in the title. Twice. My CD is now known as &#8220;The Compliation Complilation&#8221; to Windows CD Player. No biggie, I say to myself&#8230;I&#8217;ll be the only one to see that. So I make the jewel case covers and everything (changing the title there), and I pop the CD in the drive.<\/p>\n<p>Two minutes, 32 seconds into the first song, the CD skips.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m somewhat irritated. So I go and listen to the original WAV file that I copied earlier, and I find out what I told you earlier&#8230;those two WAV files were copied badly, but &#8220;Easy CD Creator&#8221; didn&#8217;t think that was important. I guess it would have been too difficult to prompt the user to copy the song over. And &#8220;Hard CD Creator&#8221; just isn&#8217;t as catchy a title.<\/p>\n<p>This is when I remember our friend RealJukebox. For all its flaws, I remember that it does a great job of recording WAV files. I jump online and grab a copy of RealJukebox, all the while listening to my now destined-to-be-under-a-glass CD for problems with other songs. Good thing too&#8230;song seven is also messed up.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually the RealJukebox installer is downloaded. I go through the install process, unchecking all of the boxes, telling it I do <b>not<\/b> want it to be my default CD player, etc. Finally, that whole process is complete. Time to try again.<\/p>\n<p>I get the two CDs that I need to get the songs off of, and copy them using RealJukebox. I listen to them this time, just to make sure. Everything&#8217;s perfect. I close out RealJukebox.<\/p>\n<p>I now go back to &#8220;Easy CD Creator&#8221; and set it up to use the two new WAV files when burning this copy. I don&#8217;t bother to test this time, and everything turns out fine again. I get the CD out and label it.<\/p>\n<p>Ready to hear my now perfect CD, I close all programs and put the CD back in the player. And what pops open as my default CD player?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, friends&#8230;RealJukebox.<\/p>\n<p>This turn of events elicits a caterwaul from yours truly.<\/p>\n<p>So now, of course, I&#8217;m stuck with a piece of software that doesn&#8217;t do one thing that I need it to do, but is great otherwise, and a piece of software that I hate, but have to use to accomplish that one thing.<\/p>\n<p>And one new coaster.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have one of the best coaster makers in the world. And it only cost me a couple hundred bucks. Today&#8217;s adventure begins, amazingly enough, today. I have been realizing that my CD burner wasn&#8217;t getting much use lately. 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