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First, read the story<\/a>. Then come back here.<\/p>\n

“Do you have any brothers or sisters?”<\/p>\n

“Yeah, I’ve got a sister.”<\/p>\n

“Older or younger?”<\/p>\n

“She’s about five minutes younger than I am.”<\/p>\n

“Oh, are you twins?”<\/p>\n

“Eh, no.”<\/p>\n

(Befuddled stare; awkward silence ensues)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

First, read the story. Then come back here. “Do you have any brothers or sisters?” “Yeah, I’ve got a sister.” “Older or younger?” “She’s about five minutes younger than I am.” “Oh, are you twins?” “Eh, no.” (Befuddled stare; awkward silence ensues)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quick-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=445"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}