{"id":401,"date":"2005-03-08T12:59:45","date_gmt":"2005-03-08T12:59:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/?p=401"},"modified":"2005-03-08T12:59:45","modified_gmt":"2005-03-08T12:59:45","slug":"another-day-another-5-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/?p=401","title":{"rendered":"another day&#8230;another 5 thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Why does &#8220;Oh, boy&#8221; mean good, and &#8220;oh, man&#8221; mean bad?<\/li>\n<li>Why do people call it a &#8220;hot water heater&#8221;?  Wouldn&#8217;t the<br \/>\nwater already be hot in this case?<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s funnier&#8230;that <a href=\"http:\/\/danstheman.com\/Jenny.htm\">a guy actually called every 867-5309 number<\/a> out there, or that it didn&#8217;t cost him anything to do it.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/us.shuttle.com\/\">Ooh&#8230;pretty&#8230;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>If I could own any fast-food restaurant, I&#8217;d pick either a Chick-Fil-A or a Subway.  However, doing so would pretty much ensure that I&#8217;d weigh 300 pounds one day.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why does &#8220;Oh, boy&#8221; mean good, and &#8220;oh, man&#8221; mean bad? Why do people call it a &#8220;hot water heater&#8221;? Wouldn&#8217;t the water already be hot in this case? I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s funnier&#8230;that a guy actually called every 867-5309 number out there, or that it didn&#8217;t cost him anything to do it. Ooh&#8230;pretty&#8230; If [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts-instant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}