{"id":362,"date":"2003-11-10T21:36:02","date_gmt":"2003-11-10T21:36:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/?p=362"},"modified":"2003-11-10T21:36:02","modified_gmt":"2003-11-10T21:36:02","slug":"counterfeit-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/?p=362","title":{"rendered":"counterfeit money&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got one of the new $20 bills tonight when I went to the grocery store and asked for cash back.  I tried to twirl and spin the bill around like that guy does in the commercial, but it wouldn&#8217;t do anything except fall to the ground.<\/p>\n<p>I thought about suing the U.S. Mint, but they&#8217;d probably just recompense me with more faulty $20 bills.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got one of the new $20 bills tonight when I went to the grocery store and asked for cash back. I tried to twirl and spin the bill around like that guy does in the commercial, but it wouldn&#8217;t do anything except fall to the ground. I thought about suing the U.S. Mint, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts-insane"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}