{"id":254,"date":"2002-05-15T11:30:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-15T11:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/?p=254"},"modified":"2002-05-15T11:30:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-15T11:30:00","slug":"ode-to-pollen-dust-and-the-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/?p=254","title":{"rendered":"ode to pollen, dust, and the like"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"noindent\">I stare at my computer<br \/>a blank look from my eyes.<br \/>My allergies are acting up,<br \/>yes, that I realize.<\/p>\n<p class=\"noindent\">Tissue? Used two boxes,<br \/>am into number three.<br \/>Still no signs of stopping<br \/>My sneezing misery.<\/p>\n<p class=\"noindent\">I feel as if I&#8217;ll never<br \/>breathe through my nose again.<br \/>But I won&#8217;t take it for granted,<br \/>if comes the day I can.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stare at my computera blank look from my eyes.My allergies are acting up,yes, that I realize. Tissue? Used two boxes,am into number three.Still no signs of stoppingMy sneezing misery. I feel as if I&#8217;ll neverbreathe through my nose again.But I won&#8217;t take it for granted,if comes the day I can.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}