Ah, grandparents. My grandfather is something of a kidder. He’s always trying to push your buttons if he can, and he’s pretty quick-witted.<\/p>\n
The other day, he bought one of those Sam’s-sized bags of Dubble Bubble bubble gum. You know, the pink, cylindrical gum that loses its flavor in about thirteen seconds? Anyway, he had a couple of pieces in his mouth, and they got stuck. He couldn’t get his mouth open enough to get them out.<\/p>\n
As he tried to remove the gum, I joked that it was the first thing that I had ever heard of that could keep his mouth shut. I haven’t heard my grandmother laugh that hard in a long<\/b> time. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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