{"id":137,"date":"2001-09-18T13:24:00","date_gmt":"2001-09-18T13:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/?p=137"},"modified":"2001-09-18T13:24:00","modified_gmt":"2001-09-18T13:24:00","slug":"how-out-of-shape-am-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/?p=137","title":{"rendered":"How out of shape am I?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I had the weather channel on and I saw where it was only 75 degrees outside.  Perfect bike-riding weather, I thought.  So I got my helmet and headed out.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nThe street that my grandparents live on is probably about a mile and a half long.  After making my way to the end of it, I had a choice to make.  I could turn around and head back, or I could move onward.  I chose the latter, and took a left.<\/p>\n<p>Big mistake.<\/p>\n<p>I went down this road, and eventually found myself in a Tour de France situation.  Hills behind me, hills before me.  Well, hill behind me, hill before me, actually.  I had only ascended one hill, and already I was tired.  No, more than tired.  Light-headed.<\/p>\n<p>And I had already felt the rush of the post-climb coast down the other side, which meant I had to climb it again.<\/p>\n<p>Now, in my defense, this isn&#8217;t a small hill.  It&#8217;s a pretty good climb.  But compared to say, the hill that I used to ride up every morning when I went to class from Rose Towers at Alabama, it&#8217;s not anything.  If Lance Armstrong had been there, he&#8217;d probably just have shook his head.<\/p>\n<p>I mustered up whatever stamina I had, and I didn&#8217;t have a whole lot, and made my way up to the top of the hill.  I got to feel the exhilaration of coasting down the other side of the hill, but I still had to make it back home.<\/p>\n<p>That was a mile and a half that I rode back to my grandparents&#8217; house, but it felt like the entire Tour.  By the time that I made it to their backyard, I was spent.  I had to lie down for a while.  And that&#8217;s just not right.  Man, I&#8217;m not even 24 yet!  That&#8217;s not supposed to happen! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>So that&#8217;s it.  I&#8217;m tired of not having any energy.  It&#8217;s time to get in shape again.  I won&#8217;t be able to ride tomorrow because of the career fair.  But if I get a chance, I&#8217;ll ride again Thursday.  I just won&#8217;t take that hill on again.  Not yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I had the weather channel on and I saw where it was only 75 degrees outside. Perfect bike-riding weather, I thought. So I got my helmet and headed out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1122productions.com\/brandon\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}