# of times the toilet broke: 3
# of jobs 1122 got: 1
difference between Ricky's projected GPA this semster vs. last: 1.5
# of people bored enough to read this: 7
avg. # of fat grams Brandon consumed a day: 14.4
avg. # of fat grams Ricky consumed a day: multiply that by 74
# of times Ricky broke his Lent: 0
# of times Brandon broke his Lent: 0
avg. amount of time other BCMers kept their Lent: 4 hours
# of times Ricky went to bed after sunrise: 2
# of times Ricky ate at Paty: 0
total cases of Dr. Pepper: 0
# of forgives Ricky has left: 1
# of forgives Brandon has left: 3
life expectancy of a 64 oz. juicy juice after being opened: 7.34 minutes
% of semester one box of scalloped potatoes stayed in cabinet: 95
ratio of Ricky's A's on tests this semester over last semester: can't divide by 0
# of times Ricky went to bed before Brandon: 5
# of days a week Brandon had class: 4
# of days a class Ricky usually went to class: 4
# of times the mistletoe did any good: 0
# of girlfriends: 1 (at least, that's all I think Ricky has...BG)
# of pictures scanned: 162
# of towels scanned: 1
# of times Brandon's credit card wouldn't work: 1
# of times Ricky got onto him about it: 3,047
# of new "concert" shirts: 4
# of times Brandon said "I hate Tuesdays and Thursdays": 2*n, where n is the number of weeks this semester
# of times the "Entertaining Angels" single was played: about 100
# of unremovable icons on the desktop: 1
# of hours spent proving that it was unremovable: 2.5
# of surprise birthday parties thrown: 1
# of times Brandon walked in on Ricky and Jen making out: *way* too many
       (but Ricky and Jen both vehemently dispute this one)
# of "Card Nights": 0 (kind of a passing of the times, isn't it?)
# of home page renovations: 3
# of times Ricky drank Brandon's tea: 0
# of times Brandon tried to defrag his hard drive: 9.5*10^47
# of times we took I-20 to Atlanta: 1
# of times we took I-59 to Gadsden: 2
# of goatees grown: 2
# of times Ricky "naa"-ed like a goat: that requires more numbers than can fit on this screen
# of times a reference to the Handi-Bundler came up in casual conversation: 4
# of racquetball games Brandon lost: 1
# of racquetball games Ricky lost: how many times did we play, Ricky?
# of days the Semester of Excellence (tm) was maintained: .3407
avg. time anything stayed in the Windows Recycle Bin: 2.4 seconds
# of times Ricky's desk got broken at Jennifer's surprise party: 3
# of times Ricky's forwarded e-mail to Brandon while he was in the apartment: 17
# of sheets of printer paper used: approximately 400
% of non-Jennifer people who visited 1122 other than to check e-mail: 0
# of disks it took to copy all of Ricky's e-mail onto: 3
% last semester's stats were funnier than this semester's: 100