Official 1122 Stats for Fall 1997

# of cases of Dr. Pepper : 47
# of times Ricky made Brandon late : 4
# of chicks in apartment : 14 according to Brandon, 169 according toRicky
# of times Brandon checks his e-mail each hour : 3
avg. Pop-Tarts a day : 3.56
avg. phone calls a day : .48
avg. phone calls a day minus answering machine hangups : .04
avg. hours on Internet a day : 23.9
total combined dates : somewhere between 0 and like 4
# of those that were Ricky's : somewhere between 0 and like 4
# of health and safety inspection failures : 3
# of spontaneous trips to B'ham : 2
# of times Ricky made cookies : 2
# of times said cookies were edible : 1
# of times UA chicks called just to talk : 0
# of web pages created or maintained : lots
# of e-mails sent by Ricky : over 624, according to the computer
# of consecutive days all three Rose Towers elevators worked : 3
# of Nintendos : 2
# of times Discovery or Creative Ministries was missed : 0
# of flannels worn : 32
# of trips to Arby's : 104
# of times Ricky's car has been sick : 4
# of spades games won between us : all but one
# of Nikki's theories disproven : 0
# of times Ricky touched the iron : 0
# of times Brandon washed the dishes : 1
# of times we cooked something other than spaghetti or mac & cheese:0
# of hours programming : too many to count
# of Christmas lights used : 150,000
# of "illegal procedures", crashes, or other computer errors : 73
# of those errors that were our fault : 0
# of Saved by the Bell episodes watched : 346
# of times the mistletoe was used : 0
# of times we tried to use the mistletoe : 89
average GPA before this semester : 3.84
average GPA after this semester : let's not go there
# of times Brandon had to get a cart to do his laundry : 6
# of clothes Ricky screwed up in the laundry : 12
# of times the AbFlex was used : 2
# of additional contemporary Christian songs Brandon knows : 487
# of additional country songs Ricky knows : 0
# of flat tires : 2
# of times we vacuumed : 2
# of hearts broken by us : 7
# of times our hearts were broken : 1,982
# of times Brandon accidentally locked himself out : 56
# of late-night talks about Ricky's love life or lack thereof : 9
# of late-night talks about Brandon's love life and lack thereof :0
# of Ricky's pictures in the apartment : 14
# of Brandon's pictures in the apartment : 1
# of things on the living room wall : 0
# of times Karey did the dishes : 1
# of hits between our web pages : somewhere around 10,000
# of those that come from Brandon's fight song page : about 8,000
# of people who pledged to marry Ricky : 2
# of times SportsCenter has been watched : 206
# of SportsCenter catchphrases used in conversation : 1,854
# of times we've said the word "algorithm" : 47
# of times we've said "bow wow wow Miller Lite" : 145
# of Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies eaten: 968,003
# of times some guy beat the snot out of our garbage disposal : 1
# of times it fixed it : 1
# of times Brandon's gotten up at 4 AM to do homework : 18
# of times Ricky has denied the existence of 4 AM : 18
# of times Ricky has beaten somebody in Dr. Mario : 2
# of Jennifer's hairs found in the livingroom : 8

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